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The Tobacconist's Handbooks · Stanton Hankins

Three plain books about cigars. No ratings. No poetry. No getting fleeced.

How to smoke your first fifty, how to buy on tobacco instead of a band, and how to keep every cigar you own smokable. Written from behind the counter, not from a rating sheet.

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Cover of The First Fifty by Stanton Hankins — oxblood leather with a single cigar Cover of Don't Pay for the Band by Stanton Hankins — aged chestnut leather Cover of Keep It Smokable by Stanton Hankins — cracked espresso leather

Sound familiar

You've probably done one of these.

Walked into a lounge, felt the room size you up, and walked out with nothing.

Cut too deep, watched the wrapper unravel, and smoked it anyway, one flake at a time.

Had one good stick, bought the box, and got nine that weren't the same cigar.

Found white fuzz on a cigar and spent an hour online arguing with yourself: mold, or plume?

Paid twenty-five dollars for a Cohiba that was not the Cohiba you thought you were buying.

Threw away a stiff Boveda pack that would have recharged in a week for free.

Put the flame straight to the foot, torched it, and blamed the cigar for tasting like a campfire.

Smoked your first cigar on an empty stomach, went pale on a porch, and decided cigars weren't for you.

None of that is a character flaw. It's missing instruction.

Meet the books

Three books. Three different jobs.

Book one is what you do with your hands. Book two is what you do with your money. Book three is what happens after you get the cigars home. They don't overlap, on purpose.

Cover of The First Fifty by Stanton Hankins — oxblood leather with a single cigar
Book One · The First-Year Cigar Handbook

The First Fifty

A tobacconist's plain guide to your first cigars

"A cigar is not a test. It is an hour you are allowed to keep."

This is the book for the person standing outside the shop rehearsing what to say. I give you three questions to ask at the counter, fifteen seconds to look a cigar over before you pay for it, and every mechanic — cut, toast, light, sip, relight, put down — with the way it usually goes wrong printed right next to it. Nobody tells you to eat first. Nobody tells you relighting is allowed. I do. You'll get through your first fifty cigars without getting sick, embarrassed, or sold junk.

Inside

  1. Walk Into the Shop
  2. Fifteen Seconds at the Counter
  3. Mild Is Not a Training Tier
  4. Cut the Cap, Not the Cigar
  5. Toast Before You Light
  6. Eat First, Smoke Better
  7. Let It Die With Dignity
  8. Fifty Cigars, On Purpose
The Fifteen-Second InspectionThe Three-Question ScriptThe Sip Clock

115 pages · 15 chapters · PDF

Cover of Don't Pay for the Band by Stanton Hankins — gently aged chestnut leather
Book Two · The Honest Price Handbook

Don't Pay for the Band

How to buy cigars on tobacco, not marketing

"The band is a claim. The draw is the evidence."

Most of the money wasted on cigars is wasted at the register, not in the humidor. A band, a box design, a rating, a heritage name — those are claims. This book gives you a way to build an honest price for a cigar before anyone tells you what it costs, nine false signals to ignore, a map of which factory actually rolls what, and a sample-to-box protocol so you never buy twenty of something on the strength of one. There's a chapter on why the price changes at the border, because half of you aren't in the States.

Inside

  1. The Price Is Not on the Band
  2. Build an Honest Price
  3. When a Name Changes Clothes
  4. Follow the Hands to the Factory
  5. One, Three, Five, Then a Box
  6. Do the Promotion Arithmetic
  7. The Price Changes at the Border
  8. Write Your Own Buying Card
The Honest Price StackThe False Signal NineSample-to-Box (1→3→5→box)

121 pages · 13 chapters · PDF

Cover of Keep It Smokable by Stanton Hankins — old, cracked espresso leather
Book Three · The Practical Cigar Storage and Rescue Handbook

Keep It Smokable

Storage, handling, and rescue for the cigars you own

"Most cigar trouble can be fixed. The rest can be identified before it wastes your afternoon."

You've already paid for these. The job now is not to lose them. Sixty-five, not seventy. Season the wood without making soup. Tell mold from plume with a wipe, not a forum thread. Know what to do the day you find a beetle hole. Bring a dry stick back over two weeks instead of ruining it in two days. And when a cigar burns crooked or draws like a broomstick, sit down with one decision tree and know in five minutes whether it was the roll, your humidor, or your lighter.

Inside

  1. Start With a Triage, Not a Panic
  2. Sixty-Five, Then Watch It
  3. Season Wood Without Making Soup
  4. White Is Not a Diagnosis
  5. When the Beetle Gets There First
  6. Bring a Dry Stick Back Slowly
  7. Read the Ash Before You Blame the Brand
  8. A Tight Draw Is a Separate Crime
The Wipe TestConstruction or Storage? decision treeThe Twelve Humidor Kill Shots

120 pages · 14 chapters · PDF

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Why three books, not one

One book can't hold a first year. It took three.

Every question I get asked — "which end do I cut," "how do I store the half I didn't finish," "is that mold," "why does the same name cost twice as much across the border" — belongs to a different part of the job. So I split the job.

MechanicsBook One

Shop, counter, cut, light, sip, relight, put down, what to try next. Confidence with your hands.

MoneyBook Two

What a cigar is actually worth, which signals are noise, who rolls what, and when a box is earned.

After the purchaseBook Three

Storage, humidity, mold, beetles, rescue, and telling a bad roll from a bad humidor.

Look inside

Interior pages, as printed.

Stanton Hankins, Louisville tobacconist, in front of his humidor

About Stanton

I sell cigars in Louisville, Kentucky. Have for decades.

I've run a neighborhood shop and looked after private-lounge humidors long enough to have watched a thousand people cut too deep, light too hot, buy the box after one good stick, and throw out a perfectly good cigar because it had a little white bloom on it. Every one of them thought they were the only one.

I wrote these three books because the questions never change and nobody had put the answers in one place. I don't rate cigars. I don't write tasting-note poetry — if a cigar tastes like coffee and bread, I'll say coffee and bread. And I will never tell you to "start with the mildest stick," because mild is a flavor, not a training tier.

What I do trust: the draw, the wrapper, the construction, the burn, the storage, and the price. That's what the books are about.

— Stanton

What you get

Three PDFs. 356 pages. Yours to keep.

  • The First Fifty — 115 pages, 15 chapters, 6×9 PDF
  • Don't Pay for the Band — 121 pages, 13 chapters, 6×9 PDF
  • Keep It Smokable — 120 pages, 14 chapters, 6×9 PDF
  • The Fifteen-Second Inspection — the counter check you do before you pay
  • Your Own Buying Card — the honest-price worksheet from Book Two
  • The Quarantine Card and Two-Week Ladder — storage and rescue routines from Book Three
  • The Construction-or-Storage decision tree — five minutes to a diagnosis
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Questions

Things people ask at the counter.

Is this for total beginners?

Book One is. It starts before the shop door. If you've never held a cutter, it walks you through the first fifty cigars in order. Books Two and Three will be waiting for you when you've got a few under your belt.

I've smoked for twenty years. Anything in here for me?

Probably more than you'd expect. Most of the twenty-year smokers I know still get sick on an empty stomach, still box after one good stick, and still can't tell a plugged roll from a wet humidor. Book Two and Book Three were written for you. Book One you can skim in an evening and argue with.

Do you cover Cuban cigars?

As cigars — judged on draw, wrapper, construction, and burn like any other, where they are legal to buy. There is nothing in these books about how to obtain them or get around any law.

Do you rate cigars or list "best brands"?

No. No scores. Book Two teaches you to build a price for a cigar yourself, which is more use than my opinion of one.

How are the files delivered?

Through Whop. Pay, and the three PDFs are available in your Whop account right away. You can download them as many times as you like, on any device.

Can I buy just one book?

Right now the three are sold together for $27. They were written as one set with no overlap, and that's the way I'd rather you read them.

Do I need a humidor first?

No. Book One tells you what to do with the first few cigars before you own one, and Book Three tells you what to buy when the time comes — and what not to buy. Space before gadgets.

Is there anything medical in here?

No. These are books about cigars, not about your health. I'm a tobacconist, not a doctor, and I stay in my lane.

Refunds?

Who is Stanton Hankins?

A Louisville, Kentucky tobacconist in his early sixties who has spent his working life behind a cigar counter and inside other people's humidors. He wrote these three books because the same questions kept coming through the door. He does not rate cigars and does not write poetry about them.

"I can't sit with you for your first fifty cigars. This is the next best thing I could do."

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